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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

CharcoCaps = Laugh Out Loud Funny

DISCLAIMER: This post will discuss physical ailments that some viewers may find embarrassing. Read at your own risk.

Last Thursday I picked up some kind of stomach illness. It's been inconvenient and uncomfortable. I've been bloated, gassy, and have been unable to eat foods I like. Initially, I figured it would pass (so to speak) after a day or two. It hasn't.

So last night I was on WebMD looking for relief. I learned a lot about what causes gas and other gastrointestinal distress. I learned that there are foods to avoid: fruits, vegetables, dairy products, carbs--essentially the entire Food Pyramid. I learned that there are some potentially serious conditions that have these symptoms, but I don't think I'm in those dark waters yet. And I learned about some home remedies: simethicone, lactase, and activated charcoal.

Activated charcoal evidently helps relieve gas pressure in the colon. Since I was experiencing some of this, I'm thinking, "Cool. Where can I get activated charcoal?" It turns out there's a product called CharcoCaps for just this purpose. So I Googled "CharcoCaps" and this result was the second one listed:

CharcoCaps Cure Smelly Farts

I chuckled and clicked the link. Then, as I read the copy, I laughed. Out loud. A lot. Check it out.

3 Comments:

  • At 5:10 PM, January 31, 2006, Anonymous mr. books said…

    now, ya gotta know. some things are just down right LOL phunny. and dats LOL phunny.

     
  • At 5:36 PM, February 06, 2006, Blogger Tim said…

    I've personally used the fart filters in my underwear and let me tell they are a bit uncomfortable. After the usual rash that coinicides with fart filters, I found them to very beneficial... I think you should try a pair..uh possibly two.

     
  • At 8:47 AM, February 07, 2006, Blogger Michael G said…

    I don't have a problem with gas now. That was, like, so five days ago.

     

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